Let's start with this: Even if you count the first season of the Real World, which I probably saw a few less than half of, I bet I've seen less than 10 episodes of reality TV, ever. I don't get it. I've tried. I watched one episode each of Survivor, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette and American Idol. Each was so cheesy and boring I couldn't imagine wasting further time in that fashion. [Believe me, I'm very good at wasting it in other ways instead.]
So tonight, around 8:50, I queued up last night's episode of House on my DVR, and for some reason, I didn't fast-forward through the last 3 minutes of Tuesday night's American Idol like I usually do. [Anyone know why Fox shows run slightly off the hour? Terribly annoying.] I watched and learned that tonight, we'd find out who the two finalists are. And I saw clips of the three who were left last night. It was incredibly clear that Melinda Doolittle sings circles around the other two, from the clips I saw. And I realized it was about time for them to announce the two finalists, in real life! Flipped over to the TV real quick, where I saw them engage in the Miss-America silliness that makes me abhor reality TV:
Ryan Seacrest asks Jordan to step up, goes through a lot of rigamarole, then says, she's in. When he called Melinda up next, I knew she was dead in the water. It's not suspenseful to leave the loser standing alone. So clearly he was kicking Melinda out, and after much futzing around, that's what he did.
I was loosely aware of the whole Sanjay business earlier in the season [you're dead if you've never heard of Sanjay], but I figured the best person would win in the end. At least, I hoped if Sanjay didn't win, then the best person would.
So I don't know what I missed in just watching 2 min of clips, but my prediction is we haven't heard the last of Melinda Doolittle*.
* I realize that this sounds like hometown boosterism -- I am at least aware that she's from 'round these parts -- but I'm going to claim to being mostly unbiased since I've not only not watched the show, I've also avoided almost all news coverage of it, too.