Somebody remind me if I forget again

I do not now, nor have I ever, liked a Woody Allen movie. It apparently doesn't matter how many times I watch them, thinking, "Oh, now I'll get it." I have tried for almost 20 years now, and I've never, ever liked one. I've seen several W.A. movies multiple times, and they don't get better with repetition.

Feel free to castigate me in public, or behind my back, for failing to appreciate one of the great American artists. I hate him. He's a whiner and a wimp and I can't think of any Woody Allen characters I like.

That's all.